Happiness is a form of courage

Today in cishet news:

1. the 58 year old guy that looks like he’s from duck dynasty held my hand part of the way to the liquor store. And gave me a shout out at the beginning of his poem later on today

2. The forty year old owner of a coffee shop winked at me when I walked in so I gave him a goofy wink back cause I know him pretty well and then he came up to me and was like “hey do you need anything” and I was like noo why and he was like “well you wink at me so I figured you needed something.” No. Sorry. My fault.



just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.


(via pitbullprinces)

Something I just overheard

"I’m not wearing my glasses so don’t quote me on this, but I think I just saw a guy walking a cat AND a dog."