Today in cishet news:
1. the 58 year old guy that looks like he’s from duck dynasty held my hand part of the way to the liquor store. And gave me a shout out at the beginning of his poem later on today
2. The forty year old owner of a coffee shop winked at me when I walked in so I gave him a goofy wink back cause I know him pretty well and then he came up to me and was like “hey do you need anything” and I was like noo why and he was like “well you wink at me so I figured you needed something.” No. Sorry. My fault.